Splog is an aggregate noun.

Podcasts. Tag me. This is newer media. It's all about community. This will change everything. The words aren't what they were. An AJAX-driven GUI. Faster. Faster! Float this. Clear that. News clouds. The buzz is loud and clear. We are on the brink of a new age. We shall transcend borders. Single. Word. Sentences! Hack it. "ASL" is geezer speak. Clustering. MSM just doesn't get it. On-demand streams. Social is the new push. We're about what Web 2.0 is about. Roll your own roll-your-own. Folksonomy. Always be launching. Label what defies categorization. The new is old. Cry out, blogosphere! You need someone who gets it. It's all changing. 2.0 is the new New.